Only In Theaters....

So I hear this time and time again in a movie trailer. "Now playing, Yet another over inflated big budget reboot of some comic book character" only in theaters!

This must be removed from all trailers.

Where else would it be? Are you saying that you are not going to have a million copies for sale at all retail outlets on both Blu-Ray and DVD in 6 -12 months?

Are you saying that people can not download it for free at all the various pirate sites out there? You have managed to cut all piracy of your movie?

Are you saying that newly released movies are available by PPV or some other method the day they come out? Not that I have seen.

Maybe they want to warn us that there is no real life acting down at our local theater, and that we can only see it via the movie. Thank goodness they warned me, I almost went searching for the Shakespearean version of Transformers 2. If not for that part at the end "only in theaters" I would have been searching for hours.

Get rid of it already, it's insulting. It's like saying "Air conditioning keeping it 72 degrees, only indoors." or "Shoes, only available at retailers or online."

Try spending that time into something more constructive or showing more of the trailer.

An extra 3 seconds of Megan Fox for example would be more productive than telling me the movie is only available at the only place that it could possibly be available.